Are you a party waiting for a place to happen? Then we’ve got your official uniform right here. Slip into our 100% SBT shindig certified attire right now (go ahead, we’re not looking), replace your finisher hat with a lampshade, and get ready to get down. While the label says it’s crafted from polyester, we can neither confirm nor deny that this garment is in fact 1,000,000 thread count hand-spun fictional fibers from the finest herd of party animals that have even been sheared this side of Rockies.
This shirt can be removed and used as a substitute for a towel after a hot spring session.
Wearing this garment over your eyes may impair your ability to operate race cars, bicycles and heavy machinery.
Preliminary research has shown that removal of this clothing article may reduce and/or enhance enthusiasm in social situations.
Not a hat.
Application in subzero temperatures may require the use of an additional insulated fabric.
But seriously, these multifunctional stretch tech party shirts fit true to size and bring a little style to your outdoor and indoor lives alike. Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, and wrinkle resistant shirts built for any adventure. Buy one.